Science Explains Why Thick Girls Have Better Sex

 

Thick DNA is HOT

James Watson is a famous American scientist who helped discover the structure of DNA. "Thinness is never associated with sexuality,'says Watson.

Extra Fat Means Extra Happy

Dr. Watson's studies showed that people with extra fat enjoyed more feel-good brain chemicals called endorphins. You know, the ones that skinny people are always trying to get when they run?

Happy People Have Better Sex

Nothing makes you feel less sexy than being miserable. If thick girls have more endorphins then they would obviously be happier and better in bed

Thick Girls are Healthier

A small waist, thick thighs, and big boobs give a girl the perfect hourglass figure, which signifies health and fertility.

So Desireable

Thick girls have better sex because the men they choose to have sex with really, REALLY want them. And nothing is more fun than having sex with someone who can't resist you